Archive for September, 2011

…Texting Is So 2005.

Legal assistant #1: Wow. My friend just texted me that he got hit by a car but he’s still at work.
Legal assistant #2: That’s why you don’t go into finance.

Manhattan, New York


Was It Bloody, Sir?

Publisher, walking through: Just call me Gandhi. Where the hell is my urine so I can freakin’ drink it?

Bennington, Vermont


So She’s Not from New Jersey

Coworker: Do you think your mom would sell me a cigarette?
Coworker: No, I think she’ll give you one because she’s not a Quick Stop or a Crown Fried.

New Jersey