Man at urinal: What I would really like to know is why my piss smells like tuna.
Men’s Room
Chicago, Illinois
Man at urinal: What I would really like to know is why my piss smells like tuna.
Men’s Room
Chicago, Illinois
Male furniture salesperson to female furniture salesperson: Did you go down on those two women yet?
Howell, Michigan
Portly IT guy on phone: That’s almost as bad as my cousin kicking a dead man in the head and breaking his jaw.
Jacksonville, Florida
Coworker #1: We need printing guidelines for clients.
Coworker #2: I don’t care what they print on: Mylar, Duratran, paper-machete…
Kenilworth, New Jersey
Overheard by: Scared Employee
Coworker #1, seeing coworker #2 bring a plate of food: Don’t expect this all the time. By the way, thanks for breakfast this morning.
Coworker #2: See? It’s quid faux crow!
Coworker #1: Umm… No. It’s not.
Leawood, Kansas
Overheard by: The Grammar Nazi
Chubby worker to young girl: Your hat is so cute! My niece would love it. Where did you get it?
Young girl in beaded hat: Limited Too!
Chubby worker, after girl has left: I don’t have a niece. I will have that hat!
Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts
Coworker: Where’s Qatar?
Office assistant in early twenties: The Middle East. It’s where we were in Desert Storm.
Whole office: Oh, you were in Desert Storm?
Office assistant in early twenties: No no no no! I mean “we” as in… like… America.
New Haven, Connecticut
Overheard by: nick T.
Engineer coworker on phone: I’ve got this article. You should read it. It’s a patent. We could do this!
Wisconsin
Clueless coworker, holding up bracelet she found at H&M: The store is exactly like Forever 21.
Patienceless coworker, raising eyebrows: No. It’s not… at all! Not even remotely.
Clueless coworker: Well, it’s kinda sorta similar in some ways.
Sacramento, California
Female coworker: See you Friday!
Leaving employee: I’m off Friday!
Coworker: See you Saturday!
Leaving employee: I’m off Saturday!
Coworker: See you next week! (mutters under breath) I guess that’s the only other option.
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: ISPgypsy
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist