Archive for March, 2011

…I Won't Make That Mistake Again.

Coworker #1: So I have this recipe for microwaveable fried rice. You might like it. I'll bring it in tomorrow.
Coworker #2: Did you just tell me, an Asian, to make microwave fried rice?! Not to mention if it's microwaved, then it's not fried rice. It's microwave rice.
Coworker #1: Well you gave me that chicken recipe the other day, and this recipe looks good so I thought I'd share it.
Coworker #2: Yeah? Well, liquid poop looks good too because it reminds me of chocolate, but you don't see me eating it.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

And You Thought Your Job Was Tough!

Geek chick #1: Hey, you want to go to a Courvoisier tasting?
Geek chick #2: Sure, right now?
Geek chick #1: Right now and right here! (produces a bottle)
Geek chick #2: Oh. What is it, some kind of fancy liqueur?
Geek chick #1: I don't know! Busta Rhymes sang about it.
Geek chick #3: It smells like a hangover.
Geek chick #1: It smells like a horrible career! It smells like MTV in the 90s!
Geek chick #2: It's slightly numbing.
Geek chick #1: It's not as bad as I thought it would be.
Geek chick #3: Bottoms up! Whoooo!

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Rose Fox