Archive for March, 2011

…I Won’t Make That Mis­take Again.

Cowork­er #1: So I have this recipe for mi­crowave­able fried rice. You might like it. I’ll bring it in to­mor­row.
Cowork­er #2: Did you just tell me, an Asian, to make mi­crowave fried rice?! Not to men­tion if it’s mi­crowaved, then it’s not fried rice. It’s mi­crowave rice.
Cowork­er #1: Well you gave me that chick­en recipe the oth­er day, and this recipe looks good so I thought I’d share it.
Cowork­er #2: Yeah? Well, liq­uid poop looks good too be­cause it re­minds me of choco­late, but you don’t see me eat­ing it.

Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

And You Thought Your Job Was Tough!

Geek chick #1: Hey, you want to go to a Cour­voisi­er tast­ing?
Geek chick #2: Sure, right now?
Geek chick #1: Right now and right here! (pro­duces a bot­tle)
Geek chick #2: Oh. What is it, some kind of fan­cy liqueur?
Geek chick #1: I don’t know! Bus­ta Rhymes sang about it.
Geek chick #3: It smells like a hang­over.
Geek chick #1: It smells like a hor­ri­ble ca­reer! It smells like MTV in the 90s!
Geek chick #2: It’s slight­ly numb­ing.
Geek chick #1: It’s not as bad as I thought it would be.
Geek chick #3: Bot­toms up! Whoooo!

Man­hat­tan, New York

Over­heard by: Rose Fox