Paralegal: What if the documents aren’t there?
Lawyer: I’m going to get black-out drunk.
Manhattan, New York
Paralegal: What if the documents aren’t there?
Lawyer: I’m going to get black-out drunk.
Manhattan, New York
Coworker: So she was telling me she had no money to pay her bill because she invested all her money into a llama farm, and then the llamas got slaughtered.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: WD40
Coworker on phone: I’m not married to anything on this team. We’re just dating. I mean, there’s definitely some heavy petting going on, but we are not going all the way. This client is not getting my v‑card.
Seattle, Washington
CSR, about cleaning off his snow-covered car: I took care of myself at lunch.
Bedford, Massachusetts
Dental hygienist to patient in nearby room: You should stop taking your dog’s medicine. The dog might need it someday.
Manhattan, New York
Confused cube dweller: Is a baby a person?
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Teacher: Just pretend it’s Russian and nail it.
Bowling Green, Ohio
CSR: You’ll need a computer to do that.
Customer: Like a real computer?
CSR: No, a fake computer.
Niles, Illinois
Vice principal at Catholic high school: I’m really into sausage.
Aurora, Illinois
Coworker, looking through her purse: Huh…I wonder what this pill is for…
Plano,Texas
Overheard by: Steph
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist