Archive for 2010

Our Com­mute Usu­al­ly Turns In­to a Sing Along

Guy from the back­seat #1: Look at that guy rolling in the car next to us, his hair all slicked back and shit. That car says he makes some se­ri­ous cash.
Guy from the back­seat #2: I bet he’s a man­ag­er.
Guy from the back­seat #1: I bet he makes enough to score aaaal­ll the sluts and whores, cause that’s what man­agers do.

Ran­cho Bernar­do, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: I want to be a man­ag­er, too

You’re Not in Ken­tucky Any­more, Mary Al­ice

Fe­male cowork­er: Have you ever had a crush on one of your cousins?
Male cowork­er, sar­cas­ti­cal­ly: Yeah, my 12-year-old cousin is re­al­ly hot.
Fe­male cowork­er: No, I mean, it’s just that they’re so nice and cute and … I just re­al­ly love my cousins!
Male cowork­er: (blank stare)

Cincin­nati, Ohio

Over­heard by: Jes­si­ca