Archive for 2010

Our Commute Usually Turns Into a Sing Along

Guy from the backseat #1: Look at that guy rolling in the car next to us, his hair all slicked back and shit. That car says he makes some serious cash.
Guy from the backseat #2: I bet he's a manager.
Guy from the backseat #1: I bet he makes enough to score aaaalll the sluts and whores, cause that's what managers do.

Rancho Bernardo, California

Overheard by: I want to be a manager, too

You're Not in Kentucky Anymore, Mary Alice

Female coworker: Have you ever had a crush on one of your cousins?
Male coworker, sarcastically: Yeah, my 12-year-old cousin is really hot.
Female coworker: No, I mean, it's just that they're so nice and cute and … I just really love my cousins!
Male coworker: (blank stare)

Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: Jessica