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…O Most De­spi­ca­ble Of Hu­man Crea­tures?

Em­ploy­ee stock­ing make­up shelves to an­oth­er: Yeah… They come here and ask me some­thing and I’m like “that’s in gro­ceries,” and they say, “well, where are gro­ceries?” and that’s why I just hate cus­tomers. (no­tices cus­tomer, who has been stand­ing there the en­tire time) Oh, hi! Can I help you with any­thing?

Con­ley Dri­ve
Co­lum­bia, Mis­souri

Wha?

Cube work­er #1: Meh.
Cube work­er #2: Gr­rrrr.
Cube work­er #1: I wish we could just make sounds to com­mu­ni­cate.
Cube work­er #3: I’m pret­ty sure that’s called talk­ing.

Pitts­burgh, Penn­syl­va­nia