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Mrs. Ein­stein Nev­er Un­der­stood Al’s The­o­ries, Ei­ther

Re­cep­tion­ist: How long is your flight go­ing to be?
Em­ploy­ee: By the clock, it will be two hours to LAX and nine hours back, tak­ing in­to ac­count lay­overs and the time zones. But I’ll on­ly be in the air for a few hours.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Why does it take so long to get back?
Em­ploy­ee: They are three hours be­hind us, and I have a lay­over in At­lanta.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Well, I don’t think I could be in a plane for nine hours.

Greenville, South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Ape