Archive for 2010

How Aus­tralian Ro­mances Blos­som

Girl #1: I hate our su­per­vi­sor and her stu­pid flicky long hair.
Girl #2: I just want to go up to her and just cut her hair off.
Guy: I just want to cut her throat.
Girl #1: I would love to do that, but it’s il­le­gal.
Guy: So would cut­ting her hair, un­less you were her hair­dress­er.
Girl #2: I can just see it now?
Guy: When you go to court?
Girl: When I cut her hair, I was ac­tu­al­ly aim­ing for her throat, for this, your hon­or, I am…
To­geth­er: Ex­treme­ly sor­ry.