Archive for 2010

Blood!!

Ski in­struc­tor: Well, at least it’s snow­ing to­day. Yes­ter­day we had rain.
First time ski­er: Oh, so this is snow, is it? Not rain?
Ski in­struc­tor: Well, yeah…
First time ski­er: So what does rain look like up here?

Smiggin Holes
Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: Em­ma

As Op­posed to Us­ing Those Darned Car­ri­er Pi­geons

Sec­re­tary: I waste so much time try­ing to make it clear and suc­cinct, when on the phone I can just say, “send me this, I need it.” Hon­est­ly, I kick and scream when I have no oth­er choice but to use the in­ter­net!
Cheer­ful aca­d­e­m­ic, pla­cat­ing­ly: Well, it’s great for com­mu­ni­cat­ing with Rome and Lon­don!

Man­hat­tan, New York