Archive for 2010

Like Dur­ing a Ba­by Oil Par­ty…What?

Cu­bi­cle rat #1: I don’t un­der­stand how peo­ple drop ba­bies.
Cu­bi­cle rat #2: What? Do you mean be­cause they’re awk­ward?
Cu­bi­cle rat #1: Yeah, they’re just so heavy. They are like a glass of wa­ter, you know?
Cu­bi­cle rat #2: What?!
Cu­bi­cle rat #1: Yeah, I mean, un­less it’s like slip­pery or some­thing.

Branch­burg, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: So con­fused

…But I Can Still Watch You Get Fel­lat­ed in the Men’s Room, Right?

Su­per­vi­sor: How are you do­ing to­day?
Pe­on: Okay, I guess. If the cof­fee does­n’t kick in soon I may turn in­to some kind of fire-breath­ing hell beast.
Su­per­vi­sor: (stares)
Pe­on: You can’t stay and watch!
Su­per­vi­sor: Fine.

Chelms­ford, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Can’t look away…