Archive for 2010

Weirdest. Venus Razor Commercial. Ever.

Lady #1: I just had to explain to a 21-year-old what it's like to go to the gyno for the first time. I explained getting pried apart, the ovary exam and the breast exam.
Lady #2: What about the anal exam?
Ladies #1 and #3: (blank stare) What are you talking about?
Lady #2: Don't you get an anal exam at your gyno?
Ladies #1 and #3: No!
Lady #1: You were violated!
Lady #3: This is why I have a female gynecologist.
Lady #2: Well, that would explain why he complimented me on my shave, too.

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Rizzy

And CDs Are the Devil's Frisbees!

Young hipster : You all should come to this CD release party! You too, Sue*, I'll even buy you a Shirley Temple!
Old fashioned, anal retentive co-worker: I don't drink.
Hipster: But it's non-alcoholic!
Old fashioned, anal retentive co-worker: I said I don't drink, I don't drink non-alcoholic!
Hipster, confused: But, uh… There's no alcohol in it.
Old fashioned, anal retentive co-worker, getting irate: I don't care! I won't drink it!

St. Louis, Missouri