Archive for 2010

…Except the Dentistry.

Gate attendant on intercom: We'll be serving dinner on board. You don't have to pay, you just have to eat it. A lovely breakfast will be served in the morning, and then the landing will be lovely because everything in England is lovely.

JFK Airport
New York

Overheard by: ollie

I Was Wondering How to Pronounce “MVJSUN”…

Tester: Please read the top line please.
Young girl taking driving test: (mumbles first few letters together)
Tester: Please speak clearly.
Young girl: I can't read dem words.
Tester: What words?
Young girl: On the top row.
Tester: Honey, those are not words, they are random letters.
Young girl: Oh, really?

Missouri State Highway Patrol Testing Facility
St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Ben