Archive for 2010

“Not As Much As I Used to Be,” He Said

Lawyer on phone: You know Bob* in the de­vel­op­ment of­fice, the bald guy with the peg leg? Man, I am al­ways hav­ing these Freudi­an slips around him that are so in­ap­pro­pri­ate. Like one time, we were talk­ing about girls and he came in and I asked “what about you, Bob, are you a leg man?”

Hunt­ing­ton, New York

Over­heard by: La­dy Lawyer