50-year-old receptionist, about interviewee: I didn’t like her. The interviewers aren’t going to like her. She’s not going to get the job. I can just tell these things.
Recruiter: What did she do that you didn’t like about her?
50-year-old receptionist: Her shoes were too big for her. Probably a half size, maybe even a whole size too big! Ugh! (rolls eyes)
Overheard by: yikes