Naive intern: Soo… Bob* from IT asked me if I wanted to go see Blue Man Group with him last week, and so I casually said I had plans with my boyfriend, to let him know I was spoken for, you know?
Office bitch: I’m sorry, I don’t see the problem.
Naive intern: Well, ever since then he won’t leave me alone and keeps asking me to hang out. Until I mentioned I had a boyfriend he wouldn’t even talk to me!
Office bitch: Have you considered the possibility that maybe he just wants to be your friend?
Average worker: Woah! Look who got a soul for Christmas!
Overheard by: i got coal.…