Colleague: He has trouble communicating. He can only say one word at a time.
Lawrenceville, New Jersey
Overheard by: Exceptional Communicator
Colleague: He has trouble communicating. He can only say one word at a time.
Lawrenceville, New Jersey
Overheard by: Exceptional Communicator
Coworker #1: Slap chop? Oh, that guy is hilarious!
Coworker #2: Oh, yeah, he went to jail. For getting beaten up by a hooker!
Coworker #1: What? She beat him up, or he beat her up?
Coworker #2: He hit her, and she punched him back in the eye. His mugshot has a big black eye in it.
Coworker #1: See, he should have gotten a daintier hooker.
Coworker #2: Yeah… That’s the moral of the story.
Reston, Virginia
Coworker on phone: Thanks! I’ll definitely get naked for my husband!
Boston, Massachusetts
White female coworker #1: My friend’s pregnant. She hopes it’s a black baby or a dog. They’re both cute.
White female coworker #2: Yeah, black babies are cuter…
City Hall
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: betsyvonawesome
Guy on phone: No, I’m not calling you. I’m not calling you right now. I’m e‑mailing you. This is an e‑mail, not a phone call.
Toledo, Ohio
Overheard by: Confused Puppy
Male office worker to another: Dude, you smell like my grandma… And my grandma smells delicious!
Des Moines, Iowa
Stunned server, after seeing shapely female exec chef in street clothes: Chef! You’re a girl!
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: irrelevant
40-something coworker: I have a headache. I need a meat sandwich.
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Maybe you should post on Craigslist
Employee, clocking in at reception: What are you doing to your hand?
Receptionist: I’m sniffing teabags!
Employee: Oooooookay…
Houston, Texas
Employee stocking makeup shelves to another: Yeah… They come here and ask me something and I’m like “that’s in groceries,” and they say, “well, where are groceries?” and that’s why I just hate customers. (notices customer, who has been standing there the entire time) Oh, hi! Can I help you with anything?
Conley Drive
Columbia, Missouri
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