Male intern: I like slaw. You know what slaw is awesome with? Jerk. Nothing beats a good jerk and a slaw.
Markham
Canadia
Archive for November, 2010
…Hello?…Hello?
Coworker on phone: My cell phone stopped working, it fell into the soup I had for lunch. What should I do?
Seattle, Washington
I Told You This Was a Dangerous Major!
IT to admin: If we don’t stop probing we are going to get our Cox [internet service] cut off.
Suffolk, Virginia
…Show That USB Plug Who’s Boss
Coworker, troubleshooting on phone: Were you able to get that in? (pause) Yeah, it’s kind of in the right spot. (pause) Well, don’t be afraid to push harder.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: mason
No More Late-night Cable for You, Frannie.
Older female coworker to younger female coworker: That’s the trouble with eating an apple at your desk, the juice runs down your chin and everywhere.
Tempe, Arizona
Overheard by: James
The Women’s Bathroom, at That
Coworker #1: Dude, is Mike* the HR manager over there? The same Mike* who used to work for us?
Coworker #2: Yeah, why?
Coworker #1: He was fired for snorting coke in the bathroom during the Christmas party!
Portland, Oregon
Moral Of the Story: Hierarchy Stinks.
Admin, poking head into boss’ office: What’s that smell?!
Boss: You can smell that?!
Admin: Yes, and it’s definitely coming from here.
Boss: I got a sub and they put onions on it! I finally figured it out and moved my trash can outside the office!
Admin: Thanks a lot! It reeks.
Boss: Better you than me!
Admin: The perks of having a closed office.
Ottawa
Canadia
…Wanna See My Dress for the Ceremony?
Bank teller, commenting on name change: Oh, you’re getting married?
Blonde woman, cheerfully: Oh no, I’m getting a divorce!
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
We’re Not That Kind Of 1 – 900 Number, Sir
Boss on phone: I’ll tell you what you can do. (pause) You can tell me how to spell “urinalysis.”
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: maggie
…At the Potluck Luncheon
Coworker: It’s still weird that the llama was there.
Stockton, California
Overheard by: Jerod T.
