Archive for November, 2010

Your Opinion Doesn’t Count. You Eat at Arby’s.

Admin #1: What are you eating? it smells terrible.
Admin #2: It’s yogurt, for Christ’s sake!
Admin #1: What kind of yogurt?
Admin #2: Strawberry yogurt!
Admin #1: With curdled strawberries! It stinks!
Admin #2: Look, Joe* was just here using the microwave to heat up ass.
Admin #1: That ass smelled delicious.

Fordham University
The Bronx, New York