Archive for October, 2010

Just As Well, Sir

Boss: So I have this client, and he’s kind of slight­ly men­tal­ly re­tard­ed, and he’s a huge Cubs fan…
Un­der­ling, not miss­ing a beat: That’s like say­ing “I need to go the to the ATM ma­chine to get cash mon­ey so I can pay for my beef with au jus.“
Boss, blink­ing and frown­ing: I don’t get it. And I’m a Cubs fan!

Wick­er Park
Chica­go, Illi­nois