Senior developer: This code is all wrong. But it's predictably all wrong.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: non-coder
Archive for September, 2010
Business Decision Making: Explained
Sales to another: I like cheese, except on Chinese food. I don't like cheese on Chinese food. Is there a P.F. Chang's around here?
Hilliard, Ohio
What Is It About Dry, Factual Phone Sex?
Consultant: I just pulled it out. I'm coming.
Louisiana State University
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
It Was A Reality Program. and There Was this Assistant Manager…
CSR: I saw the dumbest program on television last night.
Assistant Manager: You'll have those on television.
Indiana
What? It's Sterile!
Manager on phone with customer service: If they shit on me, I'll piss on them.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Cue
…Right Between My Legs.
Cube girl, answering phone: This is Julia*.
Voice on phone: Pussy, pussy.
Cube girl: Oh my god, John*! (her husband) I have you on speaker!
Anchorage, Alaska
Is Body Size the Last Acceptable Prejudice? Discuss.
Coworker: Dude, what's the best Chinese place for lunch?
Overweight secretary: Ruby Foo's, just below us!
Coworker: Thanks! (aside) See, the whale's good for something.
Manhattan, New York
I'd Suggest a High-Five, but I Have to Sit Down
Overactive office employee: Do you know what we are know as among the other agencies in Philadelphia?
Cube mate: The fat kids.
Overactive office employee: The fat kids.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
I Suppose That's More Of Your East Coast Sarcasm
Coworker #1 to coworker #2, carrying motorcycle helmet: Did you ride in today?
Coworker #2: Nope, my driving has just been so poor recently that I thought the helmet was a good move.
Littleton, Colorado
Overheard by: 3rd coworker
Who's a Tough World? You Are!
Receptionist on phone: It's a tough world out there. Like they say, it's a doggy-dog world.
San Jose, California