Boss to subordinate: Hey, you should come back to my place for a big load!
Newmarket
Ontario
Canadia
Boss to subordinate: Hey, you should come back to my place for a big load!
Newmarket
Ontario
Canadia
Employee to another, giving advice on batting stance: Yeah, you wanna stay straight. No, you don’t wanna bend over.
Nashville, Tennessee
Service rep: The program was running, and it sends about one e‑mail a second.
Customer: Okay, I think it was going for about five minutes, so it sent 800 e‑mails.
Service rep: Um… Not really… No.
Ontario
Canadia
Coworker, about performance reviews: That’s where the managers are. In the conference room with their people, doing it.
Tacoma, Washington
Overheard by: Wish I was a manager
Sales rep: I’m rich today because I decided not to pay my car payment this month. Suck it, bank!
St. Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: srsly
Coworker, about new Twitter follower: Never mind, I thought it was a hooker.
Amarillo, Texas
Overheard by: Gina
Customer: Excuse me, maybe you know the answer to this. Are betta fish mythological?
Waiter: Um, no. They’re real.
Customer: Well, I know they’re real, but are they mythological?
(waiter walks away)
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Manager to another: Just because you’re honest doesn’t mean you’re not a dick.
Washington, DC
Employee: Yeah, and they are supposed to be a big agency.
Boss: Well, bigger is not always better.
Employee: I’d have to disagree in some cases.
Boss: You are dirty, get out of my office.
Scottsdale, Arizona
Producer #1: So we had dinner with Steve and Elaine.
Producer #2: What did Elaine serve–Steve’s heart on a stake?
Producer #1: Close. Veal.
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: JennV
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist