Boss to subordinate: Hey, you should come back to my place for a big load!
Newmarket
Ontario
Canadia
Archive for July, 2010
Also Good Advice for Prison.
Employee to another, giving advice on batting stance: Yeah, you wanna stay straight. No, you don’t wanna bend over.
Nashville, Tennessee
Well What’s Wrong with Rounding?
Service rep: The program was running, and it sends about one e‑mail a second.
Customer: Okay, I think it was going for about five minutes, so it sent 800 e‑mails.
Service rep: Um… Not really… No.
Ontario
Canadia
We’re All Looking Forward to Tomorrow
Coworker, about performance reviews: That’s where the managers are. In the conference room with their people, doing it.
Tacoma, Washington
Overheard by: Wish I was a manager
The Current State Of Our Economy: Explained.
Sales rep: I’m rich today because I decided not to pay my car payment this month. Suck it, bank!
St. Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: srsly
…Thus Fulfilling My Lifelong Dream.
Coworker, about new Twitter follower: Never mind, I thought it was a hooker.
Amarillo, Texas
Overheard by: Gina
Best. Jenny Craig Ad. Ever.
Secretary: Are you gonna have a little bambino?
Slightly overweight patient: Uh, no. Just had a few too many cookies.
Secretary: Are you sure? Maybe I know something you don’t.
Slightly overweight patient: I am unable to conceive.
Rochester, New York
Maybe We Should Do Work at Some Point?
Male coworker: Who was the other guy in CHIPS? Not Erik Estrada, the other one.
Female coworker: It was officer Johnathan Baker and… Arthur Poncharelli?
Glastonbury, Connecticut
Overheard by: James Logan
Is This Conversation for Real?
Customer: Excuse me, maybe you know the answer to this. Are betta fish mythological?
Waiter: Um, no. They’re real.
Customer: Well, I know they’re real, but are they mythological?
(waiter walks away)
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
The Title Of the Abe Lincoln Biography You Really Need to Read
Manager to another: Just because you’re honest doesn’t mean you’re not a dick.
Washington, DC
