Archive for May, 2010

Best. Fairy Godmother. Ever.

Soccer mom #1 in line, handing another $100: Here, this isn’t a loan.
Soccer mom #2: Why? No sympathy for me! I had money last week, I just spent it on drugs and liquor.
Soccer mom #1: Well, maybe you’ll share next time. Take it.

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Tel-ler it like it is