Archive for April, 2010

“Not As Much As I Used to Be,” He Said

Lawyer on phone: You know Bob* in the de­vel­op­ment of­fice, the bald guy with the peg leg? Man, I am al­ways hav­ing these Freudi­an slips around him that are so in­ap­pro­pri­ate. Like one time, we were talk­ing about girls and he came in and I asked “what about you, Bob, are you a leg man?”

Hunt­ing­ton, New York

Over­heard by: La­dy Lawyer


Cu­bi­cle mole to an­oth­er: Yeah, every time I see that guy I think “next time I see him he’s gonna have a Chi­nese wife.” Hey, do you re­mem­ber Suzie? I won­der if she still has her­self a Chi­nese ba­by…

Greenville, Texas

Over­heard by: Mike