Archive for March, 2010

Never List ESP As One Of Your Skills on Your Resume

Boss: We want to have the title field on the business card, so include on the ordering page a drop-down list so the employee can select a title, and corporate standards are consistent.
IT consultant: No problem, do you have a list of titles?
Boss: No.
IT consultant: So what would you like to have in the drop-down list?
Boss: A list of titles.

Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canadia

…Up Your Butt!

Female office worker: I’ll take care of it. I have great attention to detail, I’m very anal retentive about that sort of thing. Anytime you want anal, I’m your girl.
(15 seconds of silence) I think that came out wrong. You know what I meant, right?
Boss: Well, okay, team, looks like we have that one assigned. Moving on…

Anaheim, California