Blonde coworker: And I was like “way to throw me under the rug!“
Brunette coworker: Umm… it’s “under the bus.” “Way to throw me under the bus.“
Male coworker: Get it? It hurts. If you were thrown under a bus it would hurt.
Blonde coworker: Well, it would hurt if someone was walking on the rug and you was under it!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: jen