Archive for 2009

Was I Sup­posed to Help You Be­moan Some­thing Nei­ther Of Us Cares About?

Cowork­er #1: There was a barn fire just out­side of town. The whole barn was de­stroyed. The farmer was miss­ing at first, but they found his re­mains in the barn. They are send­ing the re­mains to Toron­to to fig­ure out the cause of death.
Cowork­er #2: Burnt.
Cowork­er #1: Ex­cuse me?
Cowork­er #2: Burnt.
Cowork­er #1: You are a sick fuck, know that?


Over­heard by: Meesh

You’re Just Fan­tas­tic At…Whatever It Is You Do Here.

Fe­male sales di­rec­tor: So let me get this straight, you’re ask­ing me to look as slut­ty as pos­si­ble for the event?
Male VP: Well, that is why I hired you, af­ter all.
Fe­male sales di­rec­tor: Wow! Did you re­al­ly just say that?
Male VP: What? Okay, okay… you’re good at your job too. Hap­py?