Archive for 2009

Cute Thong, Though.

Male se­cu­ri­ty guard: Well, every­thing has been tak­en care of and every­one has been no­ti­fied of the prob­lem.
Fe­male se­cu­ri­ty guard: So our ass­es are cov­ered?
Male se­cu­ri­ty guard: Yes, our ass­es are cov­ered.
Fe­male se­cu­ri­ty guard: But what about every­one else’s ass­es?
Male se­cu­ri­ty guard: Not a work con­ver­sa­tion any­more.

At­lanta, Geor­gia

The War Be­tween the Clerk and the Ref­er­ence Li­brar­i­an Was Leg­endary

Pa­tron: I’m look­ing for a book. Could you help me?
Clerk: Can you tell me the ti­tle?
Pa­tron: No.
Clerk: How about the au­thor ?
Pa­tron: Uh, no, I don’t don’t know the au­thor or the ti­tle but it has some­thing to do with (pause) uhh…
Clerk: You need to go to the ref­er­ence desk so that they can look it up for you.

Li­ma, Ohio