Archive for 2009

I’ll Grease You If You Get Stuck

Of­fice pe­on to big boss la­dy: Oh, move! You’re tak­ing up the whole hall­way!
Big boss la­dy: I beg your par­don?
Of­fice pe­on: Did I say that out loud? You know how peo­ple usu­al­ly say that when they’re jok­ing? I’m not jok­ing… I re­al­ly did­n’t mean to say it.
Big boss la­dy: Per­haps you should fol­low me to my of­fice.
Of­fice pe­on: Yes… prob­a­bly.


Over­heard by: bet­ter at (not) talk­ing

Kind Of Like Your Ac­com­mo­da­tions

Ho­tel guest: Do you have any forks?
Girl at front desk: Yeah, how many would you like?
Ho­tel guest: Two. But they’re forks, right? Not sporks? You know what sporks are, right?
Girl at front desk: Yes, they’re hy­brid spoon/fork things.
Ho­tel guest: Yeah… Re­minds me of when I was in prison.

Hawthorne, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: …what?