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Is This Your Way Of Break­ing Up with Me?

Fe­male: Dude, did I tell you what hap­pened the last time we ate here to­geth­er?
Male lit­tle per­son: No, what?
Fe­male: Sheila* saw us and said to me “Dude, I to­tal­ly saw you eat­ing lunch with a midget. What’s up with that?“
Male lit­tle per­son: Um­m­mm, okay.
Fe­male: But I said “Oh, I know I was to­tal­ly with a midget, but he has the hugest cock ever. I’ve to­tal­ly seen it.“
Male lit­tle per­son: Um­m­mm, okay. Thanks for the rec­om­men­da­tion, I guess?
Fe­male: She said she’s go­ing to call you.

Sacra­men­to, Cal­i­for­nia