Archive for 2009

But I’ll Have to Dock Your Pay for That Hos­pi­tal Gown

Boss: It’s about time! You’re fi­nal­ly back, you know Kris­ten is­n’t here.
Em­ploy­ee wear­ing a heart mon­i­tor: Yeah, I know she’s out sick.
Boss: Do you know how she’s feel­ing? Will she be back to­mor­row?
Em­ploy­ee wear­ing a heart mon­i­tor: No, but my doc­tor said I’m hav­ing heart prob­lems.
Boss: Well, you look fine and you’re here, so that’s not a big deal.

Ba­ton Rouge, Louisiana