Archive for 2009

And He’d On­ly Hold the Bus Dri­ver at Knife­point Some Of the Time

Fe­male cowork­er, about cur­rent ob­ject of in­fat­u­a­tion: Oh…he is so cute, you have to see him. I just love him. I will bring in his mugshot.
Male cowork­er: He has a mugshot?
Fe­male cowork­er: Yeah, but he on­ly beats his girl­friends when he is on drugs. He is so sweet. He used to save me a seat on the bus when we were in school.

Mountville, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: Mindy

Now Pass the Bong and Don’t Talk for the Rest Of the Day

Cowork­er #1: Yeah, we just got some lame in­tern for the de­part­ment, just be­cause he is friends with the pres­i­den­t’s daugh­ter.
Cowork­er #2: Huh? He re­al­ly is? Is­n’t she like 13?
Cowork­er #1: Not Oba­ma, you ston­er! The pres­i­dent of the com­pa­ny.

Stony­brook Uni­ver­si­ty
Long Is­land, New York

Over­heard by: Kevin