Archive for 2009

Maybe They'll Also Resolve Whether I'm Pregnant or Just Getting Chubby

Slutty coworker #1: Yeah, I was thinking about signing up for the office blood drive.
Slutty coworker #2: Really? That's nice of you! They need a lot of blood right now.
Slutty coworker #1: Yeah, I guess. I heard they test your blood for like STDs and stuff before they use it. I haven't gotten checked in awhile,so I figure, why not?

Memphis, Tennessee

Overheard by: wow thats classy