Archive for 2009

Have You Tried Look­ing Be­hind Your Mon­i­tor?

Em­ploy­ee: On this new print­er I just in­stalled, we can print dou­ble sided.
Crazy-haired boss la­dy: I don’t think I can.
Em­ploy­ee: No, we all can now.
Crazy-haired boss la­dy: Well, are things dou­ble sided on your screen? I don’t have any­thing that is dou­ble sided on my screen, so I can’t print dou­ble sided.

Mer­ril­lville, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: CJ

It’ll Feel Like Thanks­giv­ing at My House.

Sub­scrip­tions co­or­di­na­tor: We are hun­dreds of re­new­al let­ters behind–how am I sup­posed to send all of these out?
Zeal­ous, obliv­i­ous man­ag­er: We’ll get the whole de­part­ment to help stuff en­velopes. We can all be bent over a bar­rel at a stuff­ing or­gy to­geth­er! It will be an or­gy of stuff­ing!

East Lans­ing, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Louise