Archive for 2009

Hard Find­ing a Pros­ti­tute in Bal­ti­more, Huh?

Grad stu­dent: So I think that the man­u­script should be or­ga­nized dif­fer­ent­ly…
(ad­vi­sor’s phone rings, he has a quick con­ver­sa­tion in Ara­bic)
Ad­vi­sor: God­dammit, sor­ry. I hate when my damn Arab rel­a­tives call, they al­ways want me to set them up with pros­ti­tutes for their trips to the Unit­ed States.
Grad stu­dent: Uh…
Ad­vi­sor: Any­way, where is fig­ure 3 go­ing in your pa­per now?

Bal­ti­more, Mary­land

Over­heard by: Lab­Cat