Archive for 2009

It’s Con­ta­gious

Women #1 to friend leav­ing bath­room: How long were you in there?
Women #2: Not long enough, trust me!
Women #1: What were you do­ing, your hair?
Women #2: Not even close.
Women #1: Tell me.
Women #2, speak­ing clos­er and whis­per­ing: Mas­tur­bat­ing.
Women #1: Oh.
(women #1 walks to the bath­room)

Her­ald Sun
Mel­bourne
Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: Lu­cie