Archive for 2009

And Bring Me a Fresh Box Of Tis­sues

Le­gal con­sul­tant: What is the le­gal is­sue to­day?
Trans­fer­ring girl: Well, this woman said she took her dead boyfriend’s sperm in the hos­pi­tal and now his moth­er wants it and said she’ll be damned if she lets any­one have his ba­by. His mom al­so says she’ll car­ry the ba­by her­self if she has to to get a son.
Le­gal con­sul­tant (af­ter pause): Okay, send her through.

Eden Prairie, Min­neso­ta

Over­heard by: Stan