Archive for 2009

Why All the Mod­els in Amer­i­can Ap­par­el Ads Look Like That

Sales as­so­ciate #1: So I might go to Japan.
Sales as­so­ciate #2: You should go. I would be Japan­ese as shit.
Sales as­so­ciate #1: The on­ly rea­son I would­n’t would be to get my de­gree in phar­ma­ceu­ti­cals.
Sales as­so­ciate #2: Oh. You should do that. I al­ways need drugs.

Clothes Store
Williams­burg, New York

Truth­ful­ly, I’ve Have No Luck with Cocks in the Past.

Cast­ing as­sis­tant on phone: Yes, that should work. I have had lots of luck with the cocks in the past.
Laugh­ing cast­ing as­sis­tant: Oh my god! I just re­al­ized how that sound­ed. (hys­ter­i­cal­ly laugh­ing) I meant Cox Net, I meant the email ad­dress. Oh god, I’m an id­iot. I’m so sor­ry, miss.

New York City, New York

One That Fools Your Brain In­to Think­ing It’s Warm

Com­plain­ing sales girl: I’m freez­ing!
Jad­ed sales girl: No, you’re not, it’s an il­lu­sion. They paint the walls a col­or that fools your brain in­to think­ing it’s cold.
Com­plain­ing sales girl: Re­al­ly?
Jad­ed sales girl: No, not re­al­ly. Now go put on a damn sweater and quit com­plain­ing to me!

At­lanta, Geor­gia

Over­heard by: sasha