Archive for December, 2009

Wanna Be My Muscle?

Manager: Sarah*, why do you have all of those little baggies at your desk?
Sarah: Because you never know when someone will need one, or when we have those potlucks and people want to take things home, or try someone else’s dish, or take it home to their kids…
Manager: Sarah, are you sure you’re not dealing?
Sarah: Well, maybe I should…I do have a scale at my desk…

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: I’ll buy some