Office girl #1: If you’re 20, are you still in your teens?
Office girl #2: Yes, I think it goes up to 21.
London
England
Overheard by: Laura
Office girl #1: If you’re 20, are you still in your teens?
Office girl #2: Yes, I think it goes up to 21.
London
England
Overheard by: Laura
Disgruntled lady with broken iPod: I expect the customer service to go hand in hand with the product I bought.
Apple store employee: I see, but there is water damage to the iPod.
Disgruntled lady with broken iPod: But it did not happen while I have had it, it probably happened in the store.
Apple store employee: How long have you had it?
Disgruntled lady with broken iPod: It’s brand new.
Apple store employee: This model has been discontinued.
Disgruntled lady with broken iPod: Well whatever damage happened, I didn’t do it. I didn’t drop it in water.
Apple store employee: Ma’am, we don’t put water in our iPods.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Celine
Office boy: The Jonas Brothers are another reason I want to kill myself.
Agoura Hills, California
Bookseller in children’s department: Can I help you find anything?
Mother: Has CS Lewis written anything new lately?
Tuscaloosa, Alabama
Suit on cell: He was a good bad guy, y’know? But they should have made him disappear into a vortex!
Westwood, Massachusetts
Office drone #1: That’s the thing about chicken, you never get tired of it.
Office drone #2: Well, some people do.
Office drone #1: Yeah, I do.
Charleston, South Carolina
Blonde coworker: I was just talking to him and he bit my head off. Literally!
Orinda, California
Office brute, 15 minutes late to sexual harassment seminar, to female instructor: Sorry, darlin’, I hope I didn’t miss anything.
Austin, Texas
Temp, yelling to fax machine: If you would have sucked it right, there wouldn’t be a problem!
Fayetteville, North Carolina
Boss to pregnant employee: Yeah, but it’s not like you’re growing the baby in your ass!
Calgary
Canadia
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