Secretary: I figured that’s why you were upstairs…going crazy with a cheese log.
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: sounds yummy
Archive for January, 2009
Um, On…?
Office peon to returning temp: Hey Spencer*, good to see you. How come you came back?
Temp: Revenge.
Mississauga
Canadia
Psh, Like Florida’s Alone in Pretending New Jersey Doesn’t Exist
Salesperson: I find it mildly insulting that, like, the entire state of Florida does not call me back.
New Providence, New Jersey
He Also Thinks the Elevator’s Like a Time Machine
Suit about to walk through a revolving door: It’s like a maze!
Charleston, South Carolina
It’s Better to Be Well-Bred Than Thoroughbred
Working girl #1: I am so glad I’m not a female horse.
Working girl #2: Well, if you were a female horse you’d be built for that.
Working girl #1: I don’t want to be built for that.
Working girl #2: I’m just glad I’m not a female horse.
Working girl #1: That’s what I just said!
Office Building
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Care
I Love Comic Sans!
Geeky IT guy: How can you hate fonts?
Memphis, Tennessee
Overheard by: indifferent to fonts
We Proudly Present the Ultimate Swedish Joke
Perky coworker: Hello! Are you still impressed by my pants?
Uppsala
Sweden
For a True Sandwich Artist, Ham and Cheese Sing the Music of the Spheres
Sandwich-making peon to another: Stop walking like you have a purpose!
Reno, Nevada
Or at Least Get Workman’s Comp.
Sales manager: Why are you brushing your hair with a stapler?
Office assistant: Well, I thought I could staple it.
Sales manager: (silence)
Fenton, Missouri
Overheard by: Catherine
Lick Me and You’ll Be Awake All Night
Secretary #1: I have Mountain Dew.
Secretary #2: Excuse me?
Secretary #1: I have Mountain Dew. (pause) My boobs are sweating.
Wilmington, Delaware
