Dingbell: I love shopping at Trader Joe's! Their frozen food is so fresh!
Carlstadt, New Jersey
Overheard by: Gary
Archive for 2008
Who Diagnosed Me As an Old Fart
CEO, farting as he walks by cubes: Excuse me, I just came back from the urologist.
(cube dwellers look at each other in confusion and start to giggle)
Springfield, Virginia
Overheard by: Glad Im Healthy
When Really, He Was Just Gellin' Like a Felon, with Dr. Scholl's
CSR on phone: They found out my boyfriend is a felon and now they are throwing us out of the trailer park.
Colonial Heights, Virginia
Allllll the Time, Baby
Flustered admin: Hey guys…does your hand ever get sweaty on the mouse?
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Pod Buddy
Every Metaphor Is a Rainbow Metaphor in San Francisco
Senior VP: For all you people who are worrying about this problematic new travel coordination system, I just want to reassure you that there is, truly, light at the end of the rainbow.
San Francisco, California
Stop Beeping at Me, Sir!
Man on phone: Hello? Yes, am I talking to a real person?
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: unreal_person
Barf Bags Are Provided in the Event of Their Ugliness
Passenger to another: Federal law requires that you must follow all instructions from uniformed crew. If a naked flight attendant approaches you, you don't have to listen to them.
Southwest Flight
Islip, New York
Has the Wii Already Become “Old”?
Game developer on speakerphone: Bestiality is totally the new Wii.
Columbus Circle
New York City, New York
Overheard by: The Professor
Which Reminds Me–Send Out an Email Notifying Everyone That the Computers Are Down
Outdated salesmen: Why didn't you respond to my text?
Office lackey: I never received your text!
Outdated salesmen: From now on, when you don't get my text you have to call me and let me know.
Office lackey: (walks away mumbling)
Burnsville, Minnesota
Overheard by: Eric Bouchey
No One Go in the Conference Room 'Til We Can Get a Cleanup Crew in There
Boss, exiting a staff meeting: The internet was the greatest invention for the perverts. They're having a hay day!
Dallas, Texas