Archive for 2008

One Fad That Just Re­fus­es to Pass

Male cowork­er to younger fe­male cowork­er: Wan­na babysit tonight so I can go out?
Fe­male cowork­er: God no, why don’t you have a list of teenagers? Where do you live?
Male cowork­er: All the teenagers are busy…I live in Kent.
Fe­male cowork­er: Oh well…all the teenagers in Kent al­ready have kids.
Male cowork­er: Good point.

Kent, Wash­ing­ton

Over­heard by: Amy

Just When You Were Start­ing to Ex­pect More from Vir­ginia…

Serv­er girl (about black guy in pink shirt): Wow, look at that pink shirt that guy’s wear­ing!
Serv­er boy: What about it? I think it looks kin­da cool.
Serv­er girl: But who would wear that?
Serv­er boy: That guy ob­vi­ous­ly.
Serv­er girl: Okay, you’re right, it’s okay on him…but on a per­son?
Serv­er boy: That’s fucked up.

Restau­rant
Fred­er­icks­burg, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: serv­er thenn, id­iot now

I Got My Med­i­cine in Ten Min­utes But I Was Just Too Mes­mer­ized to Leave

Cus­tomer #1 (sit­ting in wait­ing area wait­ing for pre­scrip­tion for 40 min­utes): (cough cough hack hack wheeze)
Cus­tomer #2: Oh, you sound aw­ful, I hope you haven’t been wait­ing long.
Cus­tomer #1: I’ve been here for al­most an hour watch­ing the dance of the dip­shits that’s go­ing on be­hind the counter.
Cus­tomer #2: There’s en­ter­tain­ment now?

CVS Phar­ma­cy
Hamil­ton, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Cur­rrly!