Archive for 2008

It’s 12:01 AM…

Staff mem­ber (to the ra­dio): Okay, it’s too late for Ken­ny G. You’ve got­ta get Ken­ny G off the ra­dio. Ken­ny G should on­ly be played dur­ing the day. It’s too late in the day for Ken­ny G.

At­lanta, Geor­gia

Over­heard by: mu­sic snob

Vic­tor Borge: I Spit on You!

Help desk: Thank you for call­ing, this is SUU, how can I help you?
Ditzy caller: Yeah…hi, I’m hav­ing prob­lems with your web­site. When­ev­er I en­ter my em­ploy­ment in this field it kicks back a scary warn­ing and says in­valid char­ac­ters.
Help desk: Okay, we’re hav­ing a bit of a glitch with that, so just go ahead and re­move all of the punc­tu­a­tion, then it should go through no prob­lem.
Ditzy caller: Punc­tu­a­tion? You mean like cap­i­tal words?

At­lantic Av­enue
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Ang