Archive for 2008

Lots Of Women Had to Share Bras Dur­ing the De­pres­sion

Of­fice tease: Did you watch it? Did you watch 2 Girls 1 Cup?
Of­fice perv: I think I’m gonna be sick…
Of­fice tease: Was­n’t it the most dis­gust­ing thing you’ve ever seen?
Of­fice slut: Wow, you made Kevin* nau­seous? Okay, now I’m in­ter­est­ed.

Elms­ford, New York

Over­heard by: Bored Be­yond Be­lief

This, from a Guy Who Watch­es Ex­treme Makeover?

Young wait­ress, dream­i­ly: My friends and I just love that Jo­ran Van Der Sloot.
Man­ag­er: The fact that he’s ac­cused of mur­der does­n’t phase you?
Wait­ress: On­ly makes him hot­ter! (sighs)
Wait­er: The next time I say women are stu­pid and you ar­gue with me, I’m bring­ing this up, you know.

Cir­cle Cen­tre Mall
In­di­anapo­lis, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Shat­man­du