Archive for 2008

Plus, Ethel Just En­dorsed Sen­a­tor Oba­ma

Bizarre cube dweller: Corn­meal, hamocks, gun­pow­der, and gui­tar strings. I mix it up and just sit, pray, med­i­tate, that sor­ta thing. I found a great place, too. The prob­lem? Ethel don’t want to. Giv­en our nat­ur­al pro­cliv­i­ties, we’d be out rap­ing and pil­lag­ing if it weren’t for that stuff.

Scotts­dale, Ari­zona

Over­heard by: Cube Gu­ru

Guess How Many Box Pun Quotes We Re­ceive Dai­ly. Just Guess

(two event plan­ners are look­ing at their sup­ply box­es for up­com­ing events)
Plan­ner #1: My box is so full! I did­n’t re­al­ize there was so much stuff squeezed in­to my box.
Plan­ner #2: Me ei­ther! But I don’t like all these things that were put in my box. Who has been stick­ing stuff in my box? I don’t like when peo­ple stick stuff in my box with­out ask­ing me first.
Plan­ner #1: We need to tell peo­ple to start leav­ing our box­es alone.

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: You Bet­ter Leave My Box Alone!