Archive for 2008

Why There Are So Few Mex­i­can In­ter­net Cafes

Cube rat #1: Hey Chris, go in­stall this on Ben’s com­put­er.
Cube rat #2: (lets out au­di­ble fart)
Cube rat #1: Nev­er mind.
Cube rat #2: Hey, I’m on­ly get­ting two bars for my lap­top’s Wi-Fi con­nec­tion.
Cube rat #3: It’s be­cause that damn fart cloud is out block­ing the sig­nal!

Co­lum­bia, South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Cube Rat Hold­ing Nose

This Is a Proud Day for Tran­nies Every­where

Boss: Then Megan* and Eliz­a­beth* can re­view it.
Lisa: Don’t you mean Court­ney*?
Boss: Oops! Ex­cuse me. You’re right.
Lisa: I know; We Amer­i­cans all sound alike.
Boss: No, not re­al­ly. I do the same thing with my kids.
Lisa: Are they all the same gen­der?
Boss: Not at all. I’ve got three of them–one of each.
Lisa: Okay. One’s male and one’s fe­male. What’s the third one?
Boss: (si­lence)

Red­wood City, Cal­i­for­nia