Archive for 2008

For a Frac­tion of the Price

New client: Ex­cuse me, but I think there’s been a mis­take. I don’t need to see an at­tor­ney. I thought I made an ap­point­ment to meet with a le­gal aide… A le­gal… You know… What are they called?
Le­gal as­sis­tant: No, ma’am. Every­one meets with the at­tor­ney. They are the on­ly ones qual­i­fied to give le­gal ad­vice. Oth­er­wise it’s con­sid­ered prac­tic­ing law with­out a li­cense.
New client: But I don’t need le­gal ad­vice, I just need some­one to tell me what the law says!

Coun­try Club Road
Eu­gene, Ore­gon