Archive for 2008

Louise, I Think This Is the Be­gin­ning of a Beau­ti­ful Friend­ship

Pa­tri­cia: Some­times, and it de­pends on the day I’m hav­ing, I am ei­ther “Pos­i­tive Pat­ty” or “Pes­simistic Pa­tri­cia.“
IT chick: Yeah? Some­times, and it de­pends on the day I’m hav­ing, I put whiskey in my cof­fee.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Rochester, New York

Over­heard by: Jen­nay

What? I’m Be­ing Iron­ic!

Bill: I wish we had a bar like Cheers where every­one knows your name.
Shawn: Maybe we could wear nametags next time we go to a hap­py hour?
Howard: We wore nametags at your com­pa­ny’s hap­py hour fundrais­er and no one re­mem­bered shit.
Shawn: Hey!
Bill: That’s be­cause the em­ploy­ees of Shawn’s com­pa­ny are slow in the head.
Shawn: Okay, we may be slow, but at least we aren’t uh… (pause) I’ll think of some­thing (scratch­es head) just give me a minute.

Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: Man­age­ment Nin­ja!