Archive for 2008

That Was Less Fun Than I’d Hoped

Work­er on phone: Say cat­a­stro­phe.
Work­er on loud­speak­er: Cas­tas­trosy.
Work­er on phone: Yeah, now say cat­a­stroph­ic.
Work­er on loud­speak­er: Cas­trastrosic.
Work­er on phone: See?
Work­er on loud­speak­er: See what?

Hemel Hemp­stead

Over­heard by: Yes i see, this is defin­tite­ly cat­a­stroph­ic

Why Your Per­son­al Life Should Re­main a Mys­tery

Cashier #1, try­ing to un­lock a draw­er at the front desk: I… Can’t… Get… The key… To work.
Cashier #2, who re­cent­ly found out he got his booty-call preg­nant: You have to jig­gle it, and then pull it out.
Cashier #1, laugh­ing: Cause that has worked so well for you in the past.

Gro­cery Store
New York City, New York

Over­heard by: Loves It!!