Archive for 2008

And the Industry Award for Lowest Absenteeism Goes To…

Coworker #1: He couldn’t get it up?
Coworker #2: No, he couldn’t get hard.
Coworker #1: Wow, I can at least get hard.
Coworker #2: It was his first shoot. They gave him Viagra and energy drinks and the girl sucked and rubbed him for an hour but he couldn’t get hard. Then the director fired him and asked if anyone if could keep it hard for two hours.
Coworker #1: Did you volunteer?
Coworker #2: No, I can stay hard for an hour but not two. But a cameraman did. I felt bad for the girl, she was just 18 and it was her first shoot and the cameraman was like 60.
Coworker #1: Damn. I wish I hadn’t called in sick.

Porn Shoot
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: she was ugly

Go Walk 26 Miles and Come Talk to Me

Co-worker #1: Are you doing the Chicago marathon this year?
Co-worker #2: No. I would but I’m already doing another marathon this year and doing two marathons in one year is just too much.
Co-worker #3: How hard is it to train for a marathon? Left, right, left, right, repeat!

Chicago, Illinois